BLAST OF BUJJI

bujjigadu still running with housefulls in max it opened

Censor Board clears 'Dasavatharam' with 9 cuts

Universal star Kamal Haasan’s latest venture, `Dasavatharam’, is finally ready to hit theatres with a clean ‘U’ certificate after the Censor Board has made nine cuts. Most of the cuts have been made from a Mallika Sherawat item song. The film has had considerable delay from the announced date after the intervention of a Hindu organisation, claiming to have hurt their religious sentiments. It is confirmed that the film will now be released either on May 23 or June 6th. Producer Oscar Ravichandran and Director K S Ravikumar want the film to be released at the earliest for two reasons — the receding school vacation and the release of Rajnikant’s big-budget film, `Kuselan.’

The film deals with many issues including environment. It will be released in Telugu, Tamil and Hindi simultaneously.

Dasavathaaram will be released with a record number of prints.

For Telugu alone, 250 prints will be released, in addition to the 14 overseas prints already shipped to the US, for the premiere show.

The film directed by K.S. Ravi Kumar has Kamal Haasan essaying 10 different roles. Some of the film’s highlights are music by Himmesh Reshammiya and the highest technical standards in Indian Cinema.

'CHAK DE INDIA' achieved IIFA awards

'Chak De! India', which won critical acclaim and mass popularity, also swept the International Indian Film Academy (IIFA) 2008 awards on Sunday night as it was named the best film while superstar Shah Rukh Khan and Shimit Amin lifted the best actor and best director trophies respectively for the film. Kareena Kapoor was named the best actress for 'Jab We Met'.

However, Shah Rukh was not present at the gala and producer Yash Copra accepted the award on his behalf.

The film about a coach inspiring the Indian women's hockey team to victory also won awards for story and screenplay.

The best male and female style icons were Abhishek Bachchan and Katrina Kaif, respectively.

Music composer A.R. Rahman was honoured for "outstanding achievement by an Indian in international cinema".

While veteran filmmaker Shyam Benegal and Mumtaz, a popular star of the yesteryears, won the special honours for lifetime achievement, actor Akshay Kumar bagged the special award from the host country, Thailand.

The award for the best performance in a negative role went to Viveik Oberoi for 'Shootout at Lokhandwala', while the one for the best performance in a comic role went to Govinda ('Partner').

Neil Nitin Mukesh was named "the fresh face of the year".

At the grand ceremony at Siam Niramik, Karan Johar, Urmila Matondkar, Boman Irani and Ritesh Deshmukh compered Bollywood's much awaited award ceremony. It was the team of Boman and Ritesh that won the hearts of the audience with their easy repartee in a show that could, however, do with better management.

The 2,000-capacity hall was full, with a majority of the audience consisting of the Indian diaspora.

The award announcements were preceded by performances of songs from some eagerly awaited Hindi films and Govinda stole the show with his dance number.

FEELS OF UTH

Count the life with smiles
not with tears
Count the age with friends
not with years

Wise men should speak,
bcoz they have something to say
Fools speak,
bcoz they have to say something

somethingsmartboy+girl=affair
smartboy+foolishgirl=pregnancy
foolishboy+smartgirl=emptypocket
foolishboy+foolishgirl=marriage

Ure the pool
Let me swim everyday
Ure the polished pitch
Let me play on U daily
Ure the precious pickle
Let me taste U everyday
Ure the purified beauty
Let me -------- U daily

RUNNING UTH'S SPECIAL WORDS

Roses are red, pickles are green

I love your legs and whats between

I like your style

I like your class

but most of all i like your ass

I m a cool girl, in a cool town

it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

kissing is a sport

fucking is a game

guys get all the pleasure

girls get all the pain

The guy says i love you

you believe its true

9 months later,he says the hell with you

the baby is a bastard

the mother is a whore

all this wouldnt have happened

if the rubber wouldnt have torn

Sex is when a guys comunication

enters a girls information

to increase the population

for a younger generation

do you get the information...

or do you need a demonstaration

Roses are red,

Violets are corney

,When i think of you

Ohh baby i get horney,

Eat me,Beat me,

Bite me,Blow me,

Suck me,Fuck me,

Very slowly,if you kiss me,dont be sassy,

Use your tounge

and make it nasty!!!!

CUTES FROM UTH

Naughty Little Poem

She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me."Appiness

During a long distance phone call to a friend in South america, the subject of men, relationships and love arose. My friend said (in her thick accent) "Don't worry darlink...all you need is 'appiness" I think this is what she meant….

Ballad Of A Farmer's Wife

In me previous life well I was the wife of a farmer from Fogartys Creek. I was the type who did everything right: I was passive and placid and meek. There was nothin' to learn where he was concerned - just act as if he was a king (and keep sayin' 'no' when he fumbled below 'til I had me that little gold ring)......

Cold Hard Facts“Move closer to the wall, my son, and speak into the grille Confession is the saviour of the soul If there’s something on your conscience, if you’re feeling weak or ill Confess... and ye shall once again be whole!...

Dinner At Sweetie'sI had dinner with my sweetie At his home the other night I knew he’d make a special treat At least I hoped he might...

Estranged

I accept that I'm abnormal, That is ... different from the rest, Unlike most other robots, I put normality to the test, Being born a female,...

FornicationSEX is a TRANSACTION, With emotional currency,...

Horseplay in the Poolroom

A little text play about playing with balls. (billiards, I mean...

I Am Just A Normal Guy But...

Here is a weird funny song I wrote a while ago, and to this day cannot put it to music - that makes it a poem

Itchy

An itch to be scratched - A lust unmatched - An empty bed - "Let's go!" she said....I Wish I Was A Donut

I wish I was a donut And get eaten every day To stick on someone's fingers In a most delightful way....

Love Came Cautiously

like, at first, I tried not to notice her she was lovely, lovable, loved everybody loved her I didn't want to notice her ....

Love Dress

The early days of wedded bliss held passion wild, untamed...

Memories of Better Days

Oh yes I used to have a man, Till the two stroke got him hooked, .........

My First Time

But slowly she spread her legs apart.....

Observations on the BreastI

see that breasts are in again, that is to say, breasts that are out are in. Breasts that are in are out.

Old Tom's Daughters

Old Tom had five hardworking girls. He kept them on the run. Molly mustered Tilly tallied...

Out Of The Woodwork

I have always threatened that it was dangerous to go out with a poet - and this proves that danger lies in the immortality of an attempt to pick one up!

Panties

She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra a message that told him that he'd gone too far....

Pickles Are Green

Roses are red pickles are green I love your legs and what's in between....

Pin Head Jack

A rather fishy tale!!!

Saga Love

Love me when I'm old and shocking.

Teaser

Hey! You! Yeah, you with that "I've got nearly enough on my plate but I'd like a serving of you dressed in nothing more than massage oil" look in your eyes.....

That For The Blokes

Now I'm old and feeble, And my pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout...

The Goddess In Me

If I were to stand naked in front of you, You'd probably cover your eyes, Yet, I am the incarnation of a Goddess, Despite sagging breasts and thunder thighs ...

The Neurologist

This is based on a true story - which is kind of scary ! - about a neurologist I once visited.

The Winds of Change

Dedicated to all those female single thirtysomethings who dearly wish to be sexbombs but can't quite pull it off!

Timbuktu

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an uppercrust family -- well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word Timbuktu".

Vanilla Sunday

The day old Job Martin died Was cold beyond belief The grey gums on the mountainside Were stricken dumb with grief The she-oaks by the swamps again....

William's Warning"

...In thy tend'rest fingers a prick."

Young Men

Young Men are delicious, Healthy, virile and strong, With smooth skin, a firm fleshy arse, And hair growing where it belongs. Somewhere between adolescence and a mid-life crisis,..

THOUGHTS OF A MODERN YOUTH

LOVE IS ALL BOX AND NO CORNFLAKES

Now that we both know the opposite sex is grief's retail outlet -
And you won't spit on my grave, in case something grows -
Now that I've taken the fly off my neck I wore when I heard your husband say he wouldn't hurt one,
Now we're both angry as cornered pacifists because forever didn't last long enough for me to get my shoes and socks back on....
I'll admit - that when I cooked, and we were short of vinegar - I just used Windex.

THE LOVE(LY) THOUGHTS OF THE MODERN UTH

LOVE IS A CONCUSSION OF THE SOUL
One look, and I want desperately to take your breath away for a dirty weekend.
When I glimpse down your blouse, my heart pounds like two deaf cats tap-dancing on an old wash-tub.
This isn't just love, for when my soul falls into your eyes I know that on the great sweater of life, I've found another fuzz-ball like myself.
Someone who wouldn't look at a print of Da Vinci's "Last Supper", and ask what a table like that would cost, nowadays.
Someone who knows that love isn't what you have to do if you can't find your TV Guide
anywhere.

Another "BALAYYA"

Some balayya movies in our tollywood make sensations ,not positively,in youth alredy talk of MANISHIKAANI MANISHI,reveals to the nation that our telugu industry should bring some shy on watching other kollywood,tamilwood&bollywood.but after observing above vedio ,Telugupeople will feel the fact that "We are in better state"

JALSA is really rocking. It grossed more than 21 crores in the first week. Every one anticipated that Jalsa would rock but only waited to see the range. As every one spoke on the Jalsa audio release day - if Pawan can give out an average film, it would rock the box office. What if the film is proved hit? Sky is the limit for the records. That is what is happening now. Producer Allu Aravind is very happy that they delivered yet another film that is proving the stamina of Telugu film industry. Talking about the same, Allu Aravind said, 'We know the film is coming out great and we wanted to take the range of the film to a different level; the release of the film is planned that way. 1.17 Crore audience saw the film and it collected a gross of 21 crores in first week. I would say that the film proved the stamina of the Telugu film industry rather than saying that my film created records. The same feel is going even overseas. It released with 45 prints in overseas and is creating all new records. There is a Boxoffice analysis community known as Boxoffice Mojo. They provide ratings to the films based on the box office stamina. For the first time, they listed a Telugu movie in their ratings. And I am very proud that it happened to be Jalsa. It got 9th Place in the ratings'. Earlier Tamil version of Sivaji got rating in the Mojo and it stood at 15th place.
The following are the first week collections of Jalsa. Area - 1st Week GrossNizam - Rs 7,27,95,709Ceded - Rs 3,05,50,000Uttarandhra - Rs 1,59,33,344East Godavari - Rs 1,03,80,000West Godavari - Rs 89,41,000Krishna - Rs 1,42,76,240Guntur - Rs 1,50,40,387Nellore - Rs 68,65,000Karnataka - Rs 1,16,00,000R.O.I - Rs 66,00,000Overseas - Rs 1,45,00,000
Total 1st Week Share - Rs 21,09,81,950Total Audience - 1,17,00,000

tricks for love

If U have liked by a beauty,whom U loved,is the best experience.recently ,NEWSCIENTISTS magzine revealed a report for who want to be good lovers
1.CHACOLATE
the person has been bestowed a sweet chaco.It contains phe.athelamine which improves thoughts of love
2.BE ACTIVE
the couple should go exhibition or circus and enjoy on joint wheelOR Roller coster.Rotating on those makes U cheer,active&thrill.then in our body,inner parts releases adrinalin then then the prettyness be observed in ur person&sorroundings seems beautifully
3.Smile
&Laughter
when U saw ur person,a small smile should be thrown,It increases the belief on eachother.Tell OR watch the jokes which brings more laughters.These stimulates the feelings of love by releasing andarfins in ur mind.
4.LOOK
The looks of the eye should be coincided,means U should see on chat eyes first.With this beliefs be doubled.
5.BE FREE
The freeness should be appered to ur person,show ur reality.Dont stick to one place,Ur face 'dnot be doubtfully with ur person.
6.Sweet Music
Both should be near a musicOR music should be as background.Mainly boys,Take care of being near the music when on chat with Ur girl because the faces appear more glowfuly when combined with lovely music

meaning of heroism

Evergreen couple of tollywood

The couple of ,dont know at the time of BADRI,KUSHI as married to many people,but now after knowing about his first marriage,saying as living together thats all,makes cracks to their faith in the public.But finally,even there are so much contraversy ,the youth votes to pavan-renu is as the best couple

Recently mahesh babu was married namratha,&the couple got a place at the side of this couple as ,they also Hot Hot